Quote #15571
“sometimes they’re in London but sometimes they’re in England. What’s the difference?” – stimpyismyname -~- Tags: England, London
View ArticleJoke #18449
Three tourists climbed up the tower with London’s Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground. The first tourist threw...
View ArticleJoke #18724: Garbage In, Garbage Out
LONDON – What’s the old saying…I don’t know if it’s art, but I like it! A cleaning lady at London’s Tate Britain art gallery clearly didn’t know the creation she was throwing away was art…but we can...
View ArticleJoke #18743
On a visit to my wife’s native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London’s Gatwick Airport. Tania headed for the British passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigners’...
View ArticleJoke #23456
Q: When did dinosaurs first become popular? A: Over 150 years ago — thanks in part to a London exhibit in 1851 that included full-size replicas of dinosaurs -~- Tags: dinosaur, London
View ArticleJoke #26040: Royal Job Interview
Two blokes living in the Australian outback saw a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen of England. She was looking for footmen, to walk beside her carriage. They applied and were very happy to be...
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